One field, one rusty hoe, and a goat named Gerald who does not respect you.
Chase goats. Dig suspicious holes. Negotiate with rats. Every job pays — somehow.
Turnip patches become taverns become trade routes. Hire servants who mostly help.
Reputation can't be bought — scheme, donate ostentatiously, compliment the goat.
The old king has no heir. Thirteen ranks stand between your dirt and his crown.
Questions from the town square
Is it free?
Entirely. Reaching King costs nothing but ambition and an unreasonable number of turnips. Optional Allure Points buy convenience and hats — never ranks.
Do I need to download anything?
No. It runs in your browser, on anything with a screen. The kingdom is very portable.
What kind of game is it?
A silly text-based progression game: work medieval jobs, build an estate, hire servants of questionable usefulness, and climb 13 ranks of nobility.
Is it pay-to-win?
No. Reputation can't be bought. The throne must be earned. The duck insists.