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Start with dirt.
One field, one rusty hoe, and a goat named Gerald who does not respect you.
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Work your way up.
Chase goats. Dig suspicious holes. Negotiate with rats. Every job pays — somehow.
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Build an estate.
Turnip patches become taverns become trade routes. Hire servants who mostly help.
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Earn your name.
Reputation can't be bought — scheme, donate ostentatiously, compliment the goat.
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Take the throne.
The old king has no heir. Thirteen ranks stand between your dirt and his crown.